I am not the best at writing about myself as I believe it’s always best to show, not tell.

I hold no pretenses and have been told I have an understated elegance entwined with innocence and sophistication. Although if I am honest, I give off a casual and comfortable energy too. Let’s not be too serious.

Let’s get down to it. I meet those of all shapes, sizes, backgrounds & personalities …I am not picky but I am picky with manners. Please be respectful. I may not bark but I bite.

Boring but important:

30% deposit to secure an appointment. If on tour, 50% deposit to secure an appointment. If there is a cancellation on my end, you will be refunded the full deposit or opt to reschedule. If cancellation on your end, thirty days to reschedule (for appointments in NYC)

Cancellation fee on tour is full rate

Transportation required if going to you

Train & fly me to you 4+ hour appointment

I email to exchange information - very straightforward. Useless banter is for established clients only

I am not this rigid in person, I just prefer to keep it light via email

(If you made it this far, I love chocolate, chocolate cookies from Levain Bakery, Chablis & tequila)

1800
Up to 90 minutes

2500
Two Hours

3000
Three Hours

3500
Four Hours / Dinner
Recommended introduction, let’s eat!

4000
Five Hours / an event

4500
Six Hours / an adventure begins